"this movie stomped on the soul and raped the essence of DragonBall!"
Noww, onto soccer and the Champions League final involving Barcelona and Manchester United. Last soccer post for 2 months =( Not gonna discuss the match, just gonna have some fun!
Here are some jokes about the final that i found funny:
1.I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game.... Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.
Memo to Wayne Rooney....Harry Potter wants his invisibility cloak back.
2.FOR SALE: 68000 'we won it 4 times' t-shirts in manc red.
ideal for cleaning windows or wiping your dogs arse.
call 016107086523 and ask for alex
3.BREAKING NEWS.. Platini just announced that the next time Man Utd play in a European cup final there must be two balls so they can get a kick
4.Teacher asks class to put the word contagious in a sentence..
Ron says the measles are contagious.
Katie said that swine flu is around and its contagious.
Little Paddy says my dad was watching Fergie lose the Champions League. He says it will take the cuntages to win as many as Liverpool
5.Welder/Coachbuilder wanted. Job Description: to weld roof back onto a double decker bus. Apply to Man Utd, Old Trafford, London. Ring 0800 202020, quote ref: lost final 6.
6.sangria 7 euros
messi 100 mill euros
fergie's face at full time priceless
for all the rest there is
BARCACARD!
7.Ferguson at half time screamed at vidic "what the **** happened?",Vidic replied "i was ok for 10 minutes then my recurring nightmare of a silver grey(liverpool away kit) blur speeding past me happened & next thing i know were 1-0 down."
8.THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE ROME
Hehe =p . I'd just like to clarify my position that I am NOT A HATER in case i get accused by someone again. No wait, i actually do hate ManUre...hahaha oh well, enough trash talking =)
3 comments:
i must admit, watching barca in symphony is quite a spectacle. to watch them put 6-0 past malaga was enough reason to love the sport.
i think eto spoils the magic. damn hamchee. but at the end of the day, i guess he gets the job done.
went to stadium olimpico as well. pretty need place.
you're so lucky to have been to rome and to watch barca in action..
lol yea, eto's not as fancy but he sure as hell is efficient
kok was there? wow.
eh lou. fool's whole team missing in action that night leh. not good enough for final maybe? =)
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