Procrastination..

Really should be studying now but im sure i can finish it later, so i looked online for motivation...

Famous procrastination quotes:

"If and When were planted, and Nothing grew"(proverb)

"Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today."(Benjamin Franklin)

“Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.”(Napolean Hill)

''procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're just screwing yourself''(unknown)

"Procrastination is the thief of time"(Edward Young)

“In a moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing to do. The worst thing you can do is nothing.”
Theodore Roosevelt

“You may delay, but time will not.” (Benjamin Franklin)

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.(Walt Disney)


and of course:

"i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.
i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrastinate.

i cannot, must not, will not procrasti.."(Mel)

Hey Mel, we're in the same boat except you've got so much more time than me!

So can't be stuffed studying right now. Exams in like 2 weeks and gonna be back in Kuching in less than a month. Oh well, I'm tired, will start studying tomorrow :p How soon 'Not Now' becomes 'Never"

Sjane's birthday-a brief summary

I realise that i have not been blogging regularly. But hey, im back and thats all that counts :p. Today we celebrated Sjane's 'non-surprise' 18th birthday with a bbq at Docklands. Thanks everyone for helping to make it happen :) It was a big event involving a massive crowd, large amounts of food, drinks but insufficient 'drinks' and a little bit of social sports.

Drinks and 'drinks'

Food

The queen of the day arriving late:

After food:



After bbq, went for dinner and then back to Tians place to cut cake.
Dessert(Theres something inedible inside the aluminium foil) :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE from all of us

Anyway I stumbled across this article and found it quite interesting:

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October 11, 2008

Manchester United have completed the transfer of Malaysian teenage prodigy Sjane from Melbourne University on her 18th birthday.

She has signed a five-year contract with Manchester United worth an estimate €50 a week.

Manager Sir Alex Ferguson told the club's official website tonight: 'I am absolutely delighted to get the opportunity to work with such an incredible talent like Sjane. I have said that in order to compete with the best teams in the Premier League we have to be in the market for players of this calibre, and Sjane is undoubtedly one of the best players in the world.

Sjane will be in line to make her United debut against West Brom and is widely expected to replace disgruntled winger Christiano Ronaldo on the right wing.

The transfer of the Malaysian hotshot was initially reported to be in excess of €100 million. However, the Red Devil's Chief Executive David Gill confirmed at the press conference that the deal was a complex one involving the trade of captain Gary Neville to Melbourne University and 2 loafs of bread. Gary Neville will be replacing Sjane in medical school.

Sjane hailed the transfer as a 'dream move' and is thought to be absolutely delighted to finally be able to fulfill her dreams of joining Manchester United. Rival clubs are puzzled by her lack of footballing and financial ambition by joining a 'smaller' and 'poorer' club instead of the likes of footballing giants Liverpool and Arsenal and mega-rich Chelsea and Man City.

The signing of Sjane is expected to help Manchester United, who are languishing in mid-table, to avoid being dragged into a relegation dog-fight.

Official merchandise:

Manchester United ladies home kit. As worn by Christiano Ronaldo and new signing Sjane. Now available in stores worldwide.

Source www.soccernet.com

Thanks to Tian for all the photos

Pascal Guillaume à moi

COMMUNIQUE

"Chers tous,

ALIZEE vient d’être récompensée d’un Luna’s Award, l’équivalent de nos Victoires de la Musique, et devra se rendre fin octobre au Mexique pour la remise du trophée.

KI M’AIME ME SUIVE, producteur de la tournée, se voit donc contraint de décaler le concert prévu au Grand Rex du 23 octobre 2008 au samedi 28 mars 2009 dans la même salle et ceci dans un souci de cohérence avec la seconde partie de la tournée qui a été reportée début 2009.

La Production et l’Artiste s’excusent du désagrément occasionné par ce changement de date. Les billets restent valables à la date du report mais peuvent également être remboursés dans les points de vente si souhaité. ALIZEE proposera un rendez-vous réservé à ses fans d’ici à la fin de l’année. "

That's crap. Pfsh.

EDIT:

YOU DON'T CANCEL A CONCERT TWO WEEKS BEFORE!!

AND GIVE SOME LAMEASS EXCUSE.

Joyeux Anniversaire!

YING CHEE!!!

E71

new toy!
its like supr high tech and stuffs...
but nah, i dont want it. *throws away* =)

Lawyer Jokes

I got this from Kok Ming and Mel. Found it kinda funny.

AND THEY ACTUALLY CHARGE HUNDREDS AN HOUR FOR THEIR SERVICES.


Actual court recordings

These are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of
staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example! of
some thing you forgot?


_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!


______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Do you really know what you said?
______________________________________


ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you joking? Your Honor, I think I
need a different attorney. Can I get a new Attorney?


______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated
it?


______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a
beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.


_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.


______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people. Would you like to rephrase that?

______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!

____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And the best for last:



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still
been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.

Freakin' Hilarious!

This is funny but way cooler than that ^

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The holiday is finally upon us. Really unfair Melbourne Uni gets 2 weeks off while Monash only gets one. It's suppose to be a fun, stress free holiday since exams are still a month away. But..

Friday:
Got up early to call the travel agent after hours of searching for accommodation online to confirm our(Lodgians) booking to Torquay(beach resort) . However, unfortunate events cropped up and we had to cancel the trip because of unforeseen circumstances and also mainly because we couldn't make up the numbers. Sien. Its difficult to arrange all these activities because of conflicting interests, schedules and financial issues. Eventually i reckon we will probably drift apart because the only thing that we have in common is the fact that we went to the same school. All the kch ppl and especially Mike who cincai cincai can do anything should come to Melb la. Ended up hanging round the city for a bit and followed tian to go buy his new shades. Hopefully Khang and Steven come to Melb next year!

Saturday:
Footy Grand Final, Geelong v Hawthorn. Geelong got hammered but who gives a crap about stupid aussie football. In Merseyside, Liverpool beat the neighboring small club Everton thanks to a brace from Torres. Still think Kuyt's a untalented dog who enjoys chasing the ball.
Went to the city to meet up with sjane, cel, rog and tian. Went to church for the second week running(proud of myself), tian cooked dinner at his place and then played Monopoly.
Didnt take pics of our dinner but looked something like that, minus the steak,oysters,wine and fruits. So : its just pasta and onion rings
Quite fun. Duno why my luck so bad when play monopoly, keep going to jail. I go church le, should have better luck la. Bad things happen to bad ppl supposedly. I think it ended in a draw with the hustlers sjane and tian having the most property but sjane probably edged it. Foochow women..

Sunday:
Wake up early go library do assignment :(

Should go to Chapel Street sometime next week, the shopping district of the wealthy for a little window shopping and to observe how the rich pompous people shop. Steamboat at Steven's house also so take note ppl in Melb.

Film

After a while, you start to get sick of Hollywood movies. So you go see what the rest of the world has to offer. and hell yeah the europeans can make movies...

Here's what I'm about to watch:

All supposedly very good.
And then there's some that I really enjoyed

French

And they were all pretty damn good! like, really really good movies.
Each very powerful. *applause*