Oath

I hereby solemnly swear that i will refrain from the consumption of alcohol for a period of no less than 1 month. NO MORE alcohol for a long long time preferably.

Ronaldo Ordinary, Messi Extraordinary

Just downloaded and watched DragonBall Evolution and i must say that i am very very disappointed. I think this sums it up...a quote from a popular movie critic...
"this movie stomped on the soul and raped the essence of DragonBall!"

Noww, onto soccer and the Champions League final involving Barcelona and Manchester United. Last soccer post for 2 months =( Not gonna discuss the match, just gonna have some fun!
Here are some jokes about the final that i found funny:
1.I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game.... Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.
Memo to Wayne Rooney....Harry Potter wants his invisibility cloak back.

2.FOR SALE: 68000 'we won it 4 times' t-shirts in manc red.
ideal for cleaning windows or wiping your dogs arse.

call 016107086523 and ask for alex

3.BREAKING NEWS.. Platini just announced that the next time Man Utd play in a European cup final there must be two balls so they can get a kick

4.Teacher asks class to put the word contagious in a sentence..

Ron says the measles are contagious.

Katie said that swine flu is around and its contagious.

Little Paddy says my dad was watching Fergie lose the Champions League. He says it will take the cuntages to win as many as Liverpool

5.Welder/Coachbuilder wanted. Job Description: to weld roof back onto a double decker bus. Apply to Man Utd, Old Trafford, London. Ring 0800 202020, quote ref: lost final 6.

6.sangria 7 euros
messi 100 mill euros

fergie's face at full time priceless

for all the rest there is

BARCACARD!

7.Ferguson at half time screamed at vidic "what the **** happened?",Vidic replied "i was ok for 10 minutes then my recurring nightmare of a silver grey(liverpool away kit) blur speeding past me happened & next thing i know were 1-0 down."

8.THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE ROME


Hehe =p . I'd just like to clarify my position that I am NOT A HATER in case i get accused by someone again. No wait, i actually do hate ManUre...hahaha oh well, enough trash talking =)

Tee Hee

The end

The world as we know it is coming to an end.=(

No more Gossip Girl. No more Prison Break(forever). No more 24. No more Heroes. No more House. No more Southpark. No more American Idol. No more soccer. No more no more no more no more....
What am i going to do with so much free time while the exams are fast approaching...sigh

soccer:
End of an era. Sami Hyppia, legend. No more Gerard Houllier signings left. Most of em were shyt anyway.

Reminder: Mtyp's bday, 30th May, TGIF...after party at tian's
RSVP in the chatterbox at melsara.blogspot.com please. Otherwise i will have to go look for you or call you up personally. (J, Cel, Tiff, Vann, Kim, Siaw, Em, and the everyone/anyone else, it 4am, not gonna name everyone)

Also, Tian, don put those pics there. My stupid sisters sometimes read my blog. Ty

Sleep!

chatbox

since the chat box is malfunctioning,

Louis: i think someone changed the blog colour etc

YiTian: i am sorry Louis, i am aware that i have abused my power as the admin. i shall change it back as soon as i see this.

hehe

Cancellation of Stream lectures on Thursday 21 May

''The National Tertiary Education Union has called a one-day strike on Thursday 21 May, and there will be picket lines at the entrances to the university from 6.30 to 11 am. Unless the strike is called off, lectures in Property A Stream 4 (Assoc Prof O'Connor) will be cancelled.''

Its bittersweet that uni canceled lectures on Thursday cause i get to bum around at home instead of rocking up for a 10am(my earliest) class. But its fcking bullshit that they canceled lectures. As if they're allowed to do that. Stupid unions. I mean its not like I'll definitely turn up to lectures but i would like the option of going to uni when i please. zzz goin to fall behind so close to the exams...

Kiss the Cook

Unseen photos from torquay

fresh off the boat on to Australia

cheap asian labour
Chin Ann!!!!
dinner
supper
LOL 'he wrote it himself''
and the devil smiles slyly
stupid floor moved
the sweet(sugar) thief =pErich in Geelong(hole). jk =p

Back to blogging? sleep...

ps. I hate Man Utd